My Shrine to Insanity

Insanity is still a fine way to go through life. Deaths of pets, plants, and Tamagotchis (yeah--real trauma there ;) hit you with much less strength :)

Here are my next top ten signs you might be going insane or already are:

10. The voices in your head are discussing politics.
9. The voices in your head are discussing Rush Limbaugh.
8. The voices in your head are agreeing with Rush Limbaugh.
7. Are you the seventh offspring of a seventh offspring???
6. Hey--if you repeat the number of this sign 3 times, you get a mystical number!!!
4. Hey--did you notice I left 5 out last time??? (yes, for extra credit--what's missing this time???)
3. REPLY HAZY. ASK AGAIN.
2. Of all the things you've lost, you miss your mind the least :)
1. It's a big secret!

You know what really ticks me off about rainbow-colored backgrounds??? It is REALLY REALLY hard to find a color of text that will show up on it!!! Let's not EVEN try to make the colors match--we'll go insane trying!!

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