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1. What did the calculator say to the student?Answer
2. What do you get when you eat crackers in bed?Answer
3. How do monster tell their futures?Answer
4. Why shouln't you iron a four-leaf clover?Answer
5. How did the tree get lost on the highway?Answer
6. Which Mexican food is like a ruler?Answer
7. When is a door not a door?Answer
8. What time is it when one monster races to get away from five
"You can count on me".
A crumby night's sleep.
They read their horror-scopes.
You do not want to press your luck.
It took the wrong route(root).
An "inch" ilada.
When it's ajar.
Five after one.
Because they know all the shortcuts.