...No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's!
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect! A pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!
No one's been like Gaston
A kingpin like Gaston
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston!
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
My, what a guy, that Gaston!...
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