

On the Third Day of Christmas
A Christmas message from Dofess

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This being my third Christmas all of this is no longer confusing to me. I'm all ready this year even have my santa hat on. I will try my best to explain what has been happening at the house of this human I own. The first thing she did was hang these blinking things she called lights all over everything.

Yes, I remember them, if I am fast enough I can tangle them all up before she gets them up.
Wow! In comes this big green thing that she called "stay away from the tree"
. I know what this thing she calls "stay away from the tree"
is now. She thinks it is to there hang the things that look like balls on. ( I know better this year) She put the green
and red
balls all over this "stay away from the tree"
. Wonder how many I can knock off this year. Next she hangs red and white striped things she called candy canes
. I know I can eat them this year. Wonder why she is putting them so high up this year? Then she adds some red fuzzy looking things called bows
. You don't want to eat them tried them last year not to good. On the very top of "stay away from the tree"
she put a shinny star
. Haven't been able to get to this thing yet to see if it breaks or is eatable. Gee it must be dinner time as we are going to the stove. What is that strange popping noise? How strange seems my human is putting dinner on a string. Well this thing she called stringing popcorn sure was fun, til I got caught eating it off the other end of the string. Well maybe I can grab some off the tree when shes not looking.
Now under the "stay away from the tree"
she put this little thing running around in a circle called a train
. What a neat thing to chase.
Next we went to the place where I bark to go outside. Here she put a green circle, I think she called it a wreath
, and some more of them lights. 
She sure seems busy. Now we are off to the place I lay to get warm when it is cold outside. This is where my human called Cyber Grandma makes a fire for me. On the mantle she hangs some red little things that looks like socks, but now they have the name of stockings
. She tries to tell me some jolly little man called Santa
will come and fill them with good things to eat. She tells me he comes in a sleigh pulled by little reindeers. Wonder if mine is hanging up there, I sure could use a new bone. We also hang some green stuff called garland.
Seems like we must be done for today as she tells me to be a good little angel
and stay out of everything. Well I sure am tired today so I'm ready to settle down for a long winter nap. But watch out for tomorrow as I can only be good for a short while.
Dofess says Woof! Woof!





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