1. People Who Judge!
(nuff said!)
2. Lying of any kind.
(self explanitory)
3. People who say "whatever, nevermind, forget it."
(if you have something to say...say it)
4. Procrastination.
(something to be done...do it and get it over with)
5. Peer! Cowboy...this ones for you to!
6. Empty Ice Trays!!! *cringe*
7. People who don't do a BCc on Emails!!! Everyone
and their cousin has your email addy then.
8. Bragging....another 'nuff said!!!
9. Waking up to dirty Dishes!!!
10. Threats!!! *ARGH*
11. People who just hang up, whether the phone, POWWOW,
or ICQ!!!
These things really get to me and I do everything in my
power to follow these....well, kinda that is, #3 I have
done on occassion.
Smaller things that nag at me.
1. Why is it, that the last one to use the restroom,
"Never" fills the toilet paper despenser?¿?¿
2. People who drive around in circles, cause they don't
want to ask for directions. Heck...if you're lost...your
lost..so ask!
3. Argh! People who see how many cigarette butts
they can get into 1 ashtray.
4. My Computer! It hates me!!!!
5. Never having any privacy.
6. People who are always putting themselves down!
7. People who critisize.
8. Assuming.
9. People who say they will do something, and never do it.
Why say anything at all then?¿?
10.People who only see the outside, not the inside of
someone.
11.Web-counters...you'd think you'd find ONE that works
right!
12.Ok..this one is kinda a quirk....not using the tilde's on
Well....these are the ones I can think of right now, but
I'm sure my "Friends" will let me know alot more to
add to this list *l*
Murphy's Law
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that
you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after
you need it.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
He who hesitates is probably right.
The day after your warrenty runs out...it breaks.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is
required on it.
Your flashlight never fails you, until a thunder storm.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness
of the bread.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to
catch up.
Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
Don't sweat petty things....or pet sweaty things.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple
of payments.
Everybody repeat after me....."We are all individuals."
Death to all fanatics! (ops? Moi?)
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.
Half the people you know are below average.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely
isn't for you.
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