Junk And Stuff I Loved
But Couldn't Use Anywhere Else





This page contains useless little things that I have collected from around the web.
But I hate to throw anything away.
I'm sure this set will continue to grow.
You just never know when you might need something dumb or useless.



Here is a test of your deepest, darkest self. Have fun and be HONEST!

Answer all 6 questions, and answer what comes naturally to you, (take time to really imagine yourself in the situation). Otherwise it is not as fun and you don't have to think in survivalist mode.

1. Imagine yourself on a boat that is sinking. You manage to swim to a lifeboat and climb in. How many people do you see in the lifeboat with you?
   
   
2. You row yourself to shore and see a vast dessert before you. You collect some belongings and the supplies you will need, and head out across the dessert in search of salvation.How many pairs of shoes do you use crossing the dessert?
   
   
3. After much hard travel, you climb a rise of dunes and happily see a city in the distance. You also notice not to far away, an oasis to the side of you. Do you stop and rest as long as you like, go there and rest for just a minute, or ignore it and keep heading onward toward the city?
   
   
4. Upon entering the city, you see a castle that intrigues you and decide to go to it. After passing the gate, you find yourself walking down a long corridor leading to a throne room. You enter and see a King and Queen sitting side by side on the throne. What do each the King and the Queen look like? What characteristics do they seem to embody?
   
   
5. You leave and go down the spiral stairway. Its dark and shadowy, with torches lit intermittently along the walls. As you're walking down, a lady (if you're a man) or a knight (if you're a woman) from the court passes you by. You only catch a glimpse of their face, and they remind you of someone you know. Who did you see?
   
   
6. The stairs lead you to a banquet room and you see this long table with a golden gobblet in the middle of this table. Looking inside the goblet, how full of wine is it?

Interpretations

Some Stange Sites

The Official Mr. Bean Site

Personality Test

Sylvia Brown - Psychic



Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say

10. Well how about that, ...I'm lost! Guess we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

9. You know honey, now that your 13 you'll be able to go on unchaperoned car dates. Wont't that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have an "up yours" attitude. I like that.

7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY!

6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating isn't good enough for you?

5. Your mom and I are going away for the weekend... you might want to consider throwing a party.

4. I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo hickey things that makes it go. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever they ask.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring. Now quit your bellyaching and let's go to the mall.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

1. Father's Day? aahh---don't worry about that, it's no big deal. (OK they might say that, but they don't mean it.)







Quote Of The Month

If Barbie is so popular,
how come you have to buy her friends?



Shhhh!

A salesman calls a house and a 3 year old boy answers.

The salesman asks, "Can I talk to your mommy?"

The boy whispers in a very low voice, "She's busy."

The salesman asks, "Can I talk to your daddy?"

The boy whispers in the same low voice, "He's busy."

The salesman asks, "Is there anyone else there?"

The boy whispers back, "A policeman."

The salesman inquires, "Can I talk to the policeman?"

The boy repeats, in the same low voice, "He's busy."

The salesman again asks him, "Is anyone else there?"

The kid whispers back, "A fireman."

The salesman then wants to know, "Can I talk to the fireman?"

And once again the tot whispers, "He's busy."

By now the salesman is really wondering what is going on there.
He asks the boy, "What are they all doing?"

The little boy replies, still in a very low whisper,


"Looking for me!"



A man is walking down the street wearing a suede jacket.

An angry woman runs up to him and asks,
"Do you know a cow was killed to make that coat?"

The man replies,
"Yes, but I didn't realize there were any witnesses.
Now I'll have to kill you too!



Time to use your imagination again: Write down the order that you get rid of the animals.
You are trapped in the desert with 5 animals, a cow, a horse, a sheep, a lion and a monkee.
To escape the desert you will have to leave the one of the animals behind.
Which one is it?
You now have 4 animals.
You walk for what seems like forever under the burning sun, and you realize that to survive you are going to have to leave another animal.
Which one this time?
You now have 3 animals.
You keep walking and walking and walking in the hot, hot desert. You have to leave another animal.
Which one stays behind?
You now have 2.
Disaster!...The oasis you were counting on is dried up! Which animal do you leave?
You have made it through the desert...what animal do you have left?

Answers





A Brain Wav

Catfood
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