From Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott

Four Great Myths of Parenting

Myth 1

The most important thing for a parent to possess is patience.

Reality

The most important thing for a parent to possess is an extra set of car keys.

Myth 2

Taking lots of pictures of your baby will fill your lives with memories.

Reality

Taking lots of pictures of your baby will fill your closets with memories.

Myth 3

A good baby sitter is worth her weight in gold.

Reality

A good baby sitter charges her weight in gold.

Myth 4

Two children aren't really much more work than one.

Reality

Yeah. . . . Right . . . . .

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