Detection Dog
A man is sitting in a plane which is about to take-off when another
man with a dog occupies the empty seats alongside. The dog is sat in
the middle, and the first man is looking quizzically at the dog when
the second man explains that they work for the airline.
The dog handler says to the first man: "Don't mind Rover, he is a
sniffer dog, the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne
and I set him to work."
The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the first
man: "Watch this."
He tells the dog, "Rover, search."
The dog jumps down, walks along the aisle and sits next to a woman
for a few seconds, it then returns to its seat and puts one paw on
the handler's arm.
He says: "Good boy", and turns to the first man and says: "That woman
is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this, and the
seat number, for the police who will apprehend her on arrival."
"Fantastic!" replies the first man.
Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles. The dog sniffs
about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat
and places both paws on the handler's arm.
He says: "Good boy", and turns to the first man and says: "That man
is carrying cocaine. So again, I'm making a note of this, and the
seat number."
"That's marvellous, I've never seen anything like it!" says the first
man.
Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles. He goes up and down
the plane and after a while sits down next to someone, and then comes
racing back and jumps up onto the seat and poops all over the place.
The first man is surprised and disgusted by this, and asks:"What on
earth is going on now?"
The handler replies: "He's just found a bomb!"
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