YOU KNOW YOU LOVE LABRADORS WHEN:
*You have more dogs beds then guest chairs.
* You cancel your vacation to Cancun when you see the look on their face as you're packing.
*You kiss your husband when he comes home from work with black hair stuck in your lipstick.
* You'd rather smell puppy breath than a bouquet of roses.
*The Dr asks you about the bruises on the back of your knees.
*You don't set the alarm clock anymore, the "thump, thump, thump" wakes you every time.
*Or you wake up with a black nose holding a metal dish 1/2" from your face.
*You never get to sleep in on weekends because, they don't understand that concept.
*You thank them for bringing you the tennis ball that just came out of the toilet.
.....or the dead squirrel, or.. ( add your own word here..... pine
cones, snowballs, neighbors chickens,etc) that they bring to your bed
in the morning.
*Rake the dog hair to the edge of the walls for insulation in the winter.
*You sleep in the dog bed so you don't have to disturb them to kick them out of your bed.
*Call your answering machine to leave your dog a message
*Wear a miners lamp to make it to the bathroom at night so as to not step on anyone.
Please send us any additions you may have!
