KID'S
WISDOM
Never trust a
dog to watch your food.
When you want
something expensive,
ask your
grandparents.
Never smart off
to a teacher whose
eyes and ears
are twitching.
Wear a hat when
feeding seagulls.
Sleep in your
clothes so you'll
be dressed in
the morning.
Never try to
hide a piece of broccoli
in a glass of
milk.
Don't flush the
toilet when
your dad's in
the shower.
Never ask for
anything that costs more
than five
dollars when your parents
are doing taxes.
Never bug a
pregnant mom.
Don't ever be
too full for dessert.
When your dad is
mad and asks you,
"Do I look
stupid?" don't answer him.
Never tell your
mom her diet's not working.
Don't pick on
your sister when
she's holding a
baseball bat.
When you get a
bad grade in school,
show it to your
mom when she's on the phone.
Never try to
baptize a cat.
Never spit when
on a roller coaster.
Never do pranks
at a police station.
Beware of
cafeteria food when
it looks like
it's moving.
Never tell your
little brother that you're
not going to do
what your mom told you to do.
Remember you're
never too old
to hold your
father's hand.
Listen to your
brain. It has lots of information.
Stay away from
prunes.
Never dare your
little brother to paint the family car.
Forget the
cake. Go for the icing!
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