Computer Programming: Filmi Style

*  DO loop
    Sau saal pehle, mujhe tumse pyaar tha Aaj bhi hai, aur kal
    bhi rahega

*  IF THEN ELSE
    Tum agar mujhko na chaaho to koi baat nahin Magar kisi aur
    ko chaahogi to mushkil hogi.

*  RETURN statement
    aa laut ke aaja mere meet tujhe mere geet bulaate hain

*  Procedure call
    aaja re ab mera dil pukaara

*  malloc()
    Yaad kiya dilne kahan ho tum?

*  exit(), suspend
    Ruk jaa o jaane waali ruk jaa

*  for(;;), the infinite loop
    hum tum, yug yug se ye geet milan ke gaate rahe hain,
    gaate rahenge hum tum...

*  [remote login:]
    tumse kuchh kehna hai, gar tum kuch kehne do

*  [ network busy ]
    suno - kaho, kaha - suna, kucha huwa kya? abhee to nahin...

*  Two Recursive functions calling each other
    muze kuch kahana hein, muze bhee kuch kahena hein pahle
    tum,  pahle tum.....

*  extern variable
    hum hein rahee pyaar ke, humse kucha bhee na boliye jo bhee
    pyar se mila hum usike ho liye

*  static/local variable
    Jeena yahaan, marna yahaan iske siwa jaana kahan


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