Have You Ever Noticed?

Cherry stains seek out and destroy white shirts.

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The septic tank never backs up until your daughter's
wedding reception is in full swing.

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You never lose the recipe of the dishes you like.
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No one ever breaks your hideous glassware.

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While you are taking "a little time for yourself," a
major disaster always strikes somehwere in the house.

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A minister never visits a clean house.

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It's impossible to schedule a headache.

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No washing machine in history has ever returned a last sock.

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No couple has ever spent a pleasant evening with a checkbook.

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Your teenagers are only willing to be seen
with you if they are driving the car.

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You can never wear out ugly clothing.

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New curtains only make your windows look dirtier.

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"This will only take a minute" is the
biggest lie known to man.

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Supermarket bags never fall apart in good weather.

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You can always find the glove you lost,
but never the earring.

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