WACKY  WIT

Have  You   Ever   Wondered   About  The
Deep  Mysteries Of Life ?

If the theory of evolution is right,why do Moms still only have 2 hands ?
 

When you choke a "smurf" what color does he turn ?

How can a building burn up, when it burns down ?

Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections ?

Is it true  that tigers don't eat clowns because they taste funny ?

If corn oil comes from corn, where does Baby oil come from ?

Why is there Braille on the number pads of the drive-through bank machines ?

How do they get the deer to cross at the yellow sign ?

I wonder why when people see a litter box, they ask "Oh, do you have a cat ?" I'd like to say  "No, it's for company !"

If you jogged backward...would you gain weight ?

What would you call a pocket calculator in a nudist camp ?

Did you ever notice that when you blow into a dogs face, he gets mad at you...but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window !

Have you ever noticed...that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, and those going faster are maniacs.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching t.v. by candlelight.

Who drew all the lines around the countries ?

When you plan a picnic it rains.

When you take a trip...You never get lost  ?

That everyone who visits your site...Signs the guestbook,
heeheehee..