2. HOTEL... I gave my girlfriend da crabs, and the hotel everybody.
3. ODYSSEY... I tol' my bro, you oddyssey the jugs on this hoe.
4. STAIN...My mother-in-law axed if I was stain for dinner again.
5. SELDOM.. My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, so I seldom.
6. PENIS... I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.
7. CATACOMB... Don King was at the fight the other night. Man, somebody give that catacomb!
8. FORECLOSE...If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money foreclose.
9. UNDERMINE... There is a fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment undermine.
10. TRIPOLI... I was gonna buy my ol' lady a bra, but I couldn't fine no tripoli.
11. DISAPPOINTMENT... My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment, they gonna send me back to the big house!
12. INCOME... I just got in bed wit da hoe and income my wife.
13. HONOR...At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy who B honor first?
14. FORTIFY...I axed da hoe how much? And she say fortify.
15. ISRAEL...Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said, "Man, that looks fake!" He said, "No, Israel."
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