Excerpts from the ebonics dictionary....

1. RECTUM... I had two Cadillacs, but my o' lady rectum both.

2. HOTEL... I gave my girlfriend da crabs, and the hotel everybody.

3. ODYSSEY... I tol' my bro, you oddyssey the jugs on this hoe.

4. STAIN...My mother-in-law axed if I was stain for dinner again.

5. SELDOM.. My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, so I seldom.

6. PENIS... I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.

7. CATACOMB... Don King was at the fight the other night. Man, somebody give that catacomb!

8. FORECLOSE...If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money foreclose.

9. UNDERMINE... There is a fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment undermine.

10. TRIPOLI... I was gonna buy my ol' lady a bra, but I couldn't fine no tripoli.

11. DISAPPOINTMENT... My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment, they gonna send me back to the big house!

12. INCOME... I just got in bed wit da hoe and income my wife.

13. HONOR...At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy who B honor first?

14. FORTIFY...I axed da hoe how much? And she say fortify.

15. ISRAEL...Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said, "Man, that looks fake!" He said, "No, Israel."

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