In honor of Father's Day, I share with you
"The top 10 things a father hates to hear from his son...."

10. "Thanks for lending me the car, Dad.
How do I get the back seat back up?"

9. "The condom broke!"

8. "I'd like you to meet my new boyfriend?"

7. "Hey, look at the new Air Jorans I just stole off a dead guy."

6. "But Dad, it's a D Plus!"

5. "You're my one phone call from the police station."

4. "Do we have insurance on the car?"

3. "It's only a small tattoo."

2. "Don't worry about me getting a girl pregnant. I'm gay."

1. ""Mom spanks harder than that!"

As found somewhere on the internet, and
shared on the local radio station, Country 105.5,
Fort Walton Beach, Florida. June 1997

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