C L A W




CLAW Mewmbership Card
Dis card was the one dat my Uncle Sammers had owiginawy.
I is keeping it here in honor an' memowy of him.


Now dat I'se gwaduated to a wevel two memfur,
dis is officiawy my memfurship card.
My Memfurship Card
I is furry pwoud of dis.



I am a memfur of C.L.A.W., a furry special club fur internet kitties.

Does CLAW mean viowence? Mew mew mew...of claws not!

C.L.A.W. just means what we kitties all know instinctively.

Cats Lording Al Ways.

I hafs gotten more active in CLAW.
It's such a 'portant fing fur us kitties.

It helps us be the bestest kitties dat we can be
so we can wule our peoples wisely.




I gotta gets a better picture.

When we becomes memfurs of CLAW
we receive our cwowns,
showing efurryone dat
we is weally special.






We haf a furry special Meowing-In cewemony
wif Queen Midnight,
and I haf been Meowed-In.

It was so wonderfurr,
now I am at one wif C.L.A.W.
and all the offur C.L.A.W. kitties.

Meowing-In Certificate

It was a furry emotional expewience.





C.L.A.W. gifs us the oppurr-tuna-ty to take all kindsa cwasses
to teach us how to be efurryfing a kitty should be.

I haf just weceived my Bachelor of CLAW Catship degwee
an' I am oficiawwy

DustyMop, BCC

Bachelor of Claw Catship Degree

You sees dat? Huh?

Dere's more!

It gets better!

Just wook at dis...

My Graduation Picture

Weally now,
hafs you effur seed such a
handsome an' wise wooking purrsian?

Smarts, too!





OH MEW! MEW MEW!

I is so pwoud of dis,
I is so supwised!

I hafs become a

KNIGHT OF CLAW!

Queen Midnight giffed me dis
fur service to CLAW
in the September 1998 'wards Cewemony.





I is a pwoud an' happy memfur of
THE GWEMLIN HUNTERS!
Dis is a fun Committee, but work, too.

We hunt down Gwemlins who manage to sneak into
the C.L.A.W. wooms and
we nail 'em real good! Raowrrr!!





Some of 'em are purrty tasty little morsels, too!
Mew Mew Mew!





I was so supwised when Chaircat Niklos
wetted me knows dat I won dis
wunnerfur award.

Bestest Gwemwin Hunter fur the monf on Novemfur.

I can't bewieves it!

Meowie!

 Best

I gots dis 'ward at the 'wards Cewemony, too. It was a furry big supwise!

I neffur 'spected to gets a 'ward
fur doing what I said I would does.

Fang you to Angel Chaircat Chazot
an' Chaircat Niklos.





And, I haf even joined the Effics Society
and gots some badges fur my wisdom!

I'm gonna be an effical...wwwrrow..."ethical" kitty!



Ethics of Progress Badge

Dis was fur the
Ethics of Progress.

 Ethics of the Road Badge

Dis one is fur
the Ethics of the Road

 Ethics of the Sex

An' dis one is fur
the Ethics of Sex.

Ethics of the Internet

Dis here is fur
Ethics of the Internet.

 Ethics of Drugs

Dis one is fur
the Ethics of Drugs.
Building World Ethics

Building World Ethics.
Is Ethics the same
efurrywhere?

Ethics of Trees

Dis here is fur
Ethics of the Tree.

 Ethics of Science

Dis one is fur
the Ethics of Science.
Ethics of Medicine

The Ethics of Medicine.

Kitties, you hafs no idea how many ideas offur kitties hafs
'bouts the topics we discusses.  Dere is just 'bouts a new idea fur each kitty. 
Dis is not a pwace fur kitties whose furs fwuffs at contwoversy!



C.L.A.W. isn't just work.
Dere's fun-fun-fun to be had! Lots of fun-fun-fun!

Dere are games and contests.

You can join the Writers Guild
and become a gweat writer like Furnest Hemmingway
or Anne Mice, who did dose furry scary vampire books.

You can join the Theater Guild
and become a gweat actor wike Mew Gibson or Paw Newman.


Fur a womantic and lofurrly pway,
bwing your WinkWink to the C.L.A.W.Theater.






You can go here and see lotsa C.L.A.W. stuff!
You should go!
Den come back.




So, kitties, what do you fink?

Betcha you'd wike to be a clefur C.L.A.W.kitty.

Meow at your Meowmie and tell her!

Join us at C.L.A.W. and find your destiny!



Background stolen from C.L.A.W.
beclaws my Uncle Sammers did it, so I can does it, too.




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