Does you knows what happens at airyports???

Does you??? Huh?

I knows you don'ts.

Dis is not a purrty fing to see, kitties,
not a purrty fing at all!

Furst of all, dere is noise.
Noise wike you wouldn't bewieve, bewieve me!

Den...you wooks out a windows an' what does you sees?

(widdle kitties should not be seeing dis...)

An' efurry time one of dese fings went offur,
the whole world shook! Yes! It did!

Meowmie Nancy an' me was gonna gets into one of dose fings?!

I weally wanted to tell Meowmie Nancy dat
I dint fink it was a tewwific idea but dere we was,

just me an' Uncle Charlie's butterfwy.

Meowmie Nancy an' me gots on one of dese fings
an' it wasn't all dat bad.

The fwight attendants knowed I was a kitty and not a d*g
an' dey weally wanted to sees me and pets me.

Meowmie Nancy wet dem wook a widdle but she dont's wet
nobody touches me wifout she knows dat dey haf had dere shots.
(you neffur knows where peoples hands has been.)

Somebody taked dis picture when our scairyplane taked off...

Didja sees dat??? Dat was me an' Meowmie Nancy!!!
And I wasn't scared a bit! Nope! Not me!


Den we was fwying... Dat was a tabby of a difwent stwipe....

The Scairyplane Ride