Hi, everyone! Yes, my name is "Soose". Its not to be confused with that doctor that everyone seems to know about. He and I have this agreement--I don't eat "green eggs and ham", and he doesn't make a fool of himself (Hmmmm....now THAT didn't come out right!).
This is hopefully going to be a monthly column (yeah, that sounds good--a column that comes out once a month SHOULD be called a "monthly" column!) on different situations that I get involved in while in cyberspace ("cyber"? Now what does THAT mean?).
Well, to kick off my first month here,....
THUNK!THUD!CRASH!!
THUD!
CRASH!!
Ooooph!! Stupid chair! Stupid rug! This furniture is driving me nuts! Uh, OH! Where was I? Oh, yeah! To start this month, AND this new column, let me tell you about the title of this page.
At first, the title was going to include the word "wonderful"--"The Wonderful World of Soose". Then I realized that people might think of Disney, and HIS wonderful world. Well, so far, there's no such place as "Sooseland" (Hmmmmm.....SOOSEland....that has a NICE ring to it! Maybe....), and I don't think that Disney EVER thought of things in the same light as I do. Besides, people would probably be thinking, "What's so 'wonderful' about THIS world? It confuses me, and I don't like it!"
So, "wonderful" was out. Now to the part about the "sore eyes". Common sense! If you take the time to read this, you'll end up with "sore eyes", resulting in poor "site"--need I say more? Of course, this could end up being a site FULL of sore eyes! (Interesting and weird thought--hope THAT doesn't happen!)
Well, that's all for THIS installment--the debut column (WHEW! FINALLY!). I hope that you enjoyed it so far (Yeah, right. All I did was ramble), and will come back and visit next month. See you then!
This page is dedicated to WEBTV, because if it hadn't been for WEBTV, I wouldn't be here tormenting you with this stuff, would I?
I want to say "hello" and thanks to Wrenn, Rare Bear, jc, and the Andresen Family for their assistance--"HELLO AND THANKS!"
ALSO, a VERY special "hello" and thanks to Linda, my "mentor" and "guardian angel", who is helping me make this site compatible not only for WEBTV users, but for pc users as well. If you "click" on her name, you can go to her award winning site. And boy! Is IT a site (30 pages)! She says that she needs the "hits" (or was that "needs to get hit"?)!
THE NEXT INSTALLMENT WILL BE SOMETIME IN FEBRUARY. SEE YOU THEN!