NOVEMBER 1997 COLUMN FROM THE WORLD OF SOOSE--A "SITE" FOR SORE EYES

Hi, everybody! WOW! Can you believe that its November already? Its hard to believe that it will soon be a year since The World of Soose made its debut on the Internet. In fact, while we're waiting for this month's guest to arrive, let me extend to you a special invitation to attend a VERY special "Soose" column in January. Yes, in January, 1998, The World of Soose will be celebrating its first anniversary on the Internet.

Every guest and non-guest that appeared in the columns during 1997, will be making special appearances in the January 1998 column. You will again get to see your favorites along with the Movers, and Hugo, and maybe Mrs. Merriweather (I'm STILL upset over her "decorating skills" from last month). It SHOULD be a VERY special month. So, please join us for the fun!

Now, let's get to this month's guest. Since the news got out that I was re-decorating Sooseland a little bit, I've received many helpful suggestions. This month's guest is Outrage, who says that he's got some really new and different ideas. I'm anxious to see what he has in mind. I know that he's always tinkering with different applications--with mixed results, but perhaps he'll have something that will benefit Sooseland. We'll see....

SOOOOOOOOOSE!
HEY, SOOOOOOOSE!

What's that sound? It sounds like some poor animal is dying!

Hey, Baw! Whatcha say?

HUH?? BAW? Outrage, is that you?

Yeah, Baw. Its me.

I'm glad you made it here okay. There seems to be some poor animal loose around here. It seems to be wounded or something.

Animal?

Yeah. It just made the most awful sound.

What KIND of sound?

Oh, it sounded just HORRIBLE! It was low and went like this: "oooooooooh!"

SOOSE! That was ME!
I was calling YOU!

OH! Hehehehe....! Sorry....

Soose, I understand that you're
planning on re-decorating Sooseland.

YEP! That's right!

Well, I have been playing around with a
couple of cool things, and I thought that you
might be able to use them.

That's great! What have you got in mind?

Well, Soose, the reader has to
activate all the stuff that I'm gonna
show you. Without the reader, NONE of
this stuff will work.

I see.... Okay....

Ok. First, here's a cool way to
enhance the background music on your site.
Its REALLY great!

Okay....

Have the reader "click" something
and I'll show you what I mean.

Sure! Ok, everyone, CLICK HERE. Let's see how this works!

What's THAT??? Who let the bee in here? What's that sound? THAT'S sound enhancement?

Huh? Oh....uh....you mean THAT sound?
Ummmm.....uh-oh....

UGH!!! OUTRAGE!!! THAT'S TERRIBLE!!! And its NOT even the song that usually plays! Its not even a different version!

Gee, Baw, I dunno what happened...
It worked when I was playin'
with it the other day....

Uh-huh....(sigh!)... Well, its not working NOW!

(ahem!) Uh,...no matter.
I've got something else that's REALLY cool!

Yeah...? What is it?

I can make your site a faster site.

Faster?! In what way?

I can fix it so that the reader can
navigate your site with ease and speed.

But, my site is ALREADY easy to navigate through!

Not like THIS! Watch.
Have the reader "click" something and
I'll show you.

(sigh!) Okay... Everybody, CLICK HERE and let's see how quickly we can navigate through Sooseland....(sigh!)

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