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OCTOBER 1997 COLUMN FROM THE WORLD OF SOOSE--A "SITE" FOR SORE EYES


WHAT INNING IS THIS?

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YES! "THE WORLD OF SOOSE" IS NOW A GEOCITIES FEATURED SITE, AS OF 5/19/97!

"ITS A WHOLE NEW BALLGAME...."

OR

"YERRRRR OUT!"

WHOA! WAIT A MINUTE! THIS isn't Sooseland! Or IS it? What is going on here?

La, la, la,...... Whistle while you work.....
Tra, la, la.....

HEY! Who are YOU?

AAAAAHH!!! You startled me!!
You shouldn't sneak up on your elders like that!
Besides, you're TRESPASSING! This is my son's site!

YOU'RE SON'S SITE??!! Well, who is your son?

No, this is NOT fun--this site is a mess!
I had to completely re-decorate this site!

NO! Your son! Who IS your son? RE-DECORATE??!!

He's not here....its a surprise!

That's nice, but this is MY SITE!

Yes, I think he should be back tonight.

NO! THIS IS MY SITE!

Hey! Watch it! I DON'T like that tone of voice!
Wait until Sonny gets back!

WHO is "Sonny"?

Well, I don't think its funny!

Oh, boy....(sigh!)

Hey, SOOSE! You here?
EEEEEWW!!!
What happened HERE?

SONNY!!

MOMMA?!
What are YOU doing HERE?

Hugo, YOU are "Sonny"???

(AHEM!) Yeah....

Sonny, WHO is this BIMBO?

BIMBO?!
Yes, "Sonny", tell "Momma" who I am.

Uh,...hehehe....Soose, this is my mother, Mrs. Merriweather.

Yeah....
And why does she think that THIS site is YOUR site, and not MINE?
Hmmmm?

Oh, does she think THAT? (AHEM!)

Sonny, I want to get rid of that cat chasing that
disgusting fly, but it keeps resisting.
I want ALL those animals gone!

WHAT???!!!
OH NO YOU DON'T!!

Momma, this is Soose.

Yes, she certainly IS!

HUH?

No, Momma. This is HER site!

Well, I had my eyes checked last week!

Hugo, I gather that your mother is a little hard of hearing, too?

Sort of....
MOMMA!
THIS IS NOT MY SITE!

WATCH IT, young man!
Learn to respect your elders!

Yes, Momma....

And don't bring unannounced guests....

Yes, Momma....

....especially BIMBOS....

Yes, Momma....

UNANNOUNCED guests? BIMBOS?! Does she mean ME?

Yes, Momma....uh, SOOSE.
I think she does....

And another thing--GET THIS BIMBO OUTTA HERE!
I don't want people like HER to give
my Sonny's site a BAD NAME!

WHAT?! BIMBO! BAD NAME???
Look, Mrs. Merriweather, THIS is MY site! THIS site is MINE! You understand? Its NOT Hugo's site, its MINE!! This is The World of Soose, and I AM SOOSE!

Don't mumble so....

(SIGH!) Oooooh, boy....


AAAAAAAAHH!!!!

WHAT'S THIS?

Watch the paint. Its still wet.

PAINT???
WHAT did you PAINT??

Those ugly rainbow colored things.
They were awful! I painted them
Sonny's favorite color--RED!
But the paint is still wet. See?
Its dripping.

My rainbow separator bars? YOU painted MY rainbow separator bars RED?? (snif!) HUGO!!!

Uuuuuh....Momma, this site belongs to SOOSE!
This is NOT my site! Its SOOSE'S!

And the separator bars belong to SOOSE! And the dog and kitties belong to SOOSE! ALL of this belongs to SOOSE, and I am SOOSE! Get that?? I AM SOOSE!!

Sonny, what's the BIMBO trying to say?
Oh, never mind! I'm leaving!
Sonny, you can do your own re-decorating from now on!
And get rid of that BIMBO!

SLAM!!!

She GONE! You frightened Momma!

WHAT?! I frightened Momma??!! She scared ME to death! And look at what she did to my site! UGH!! (snif!) WAAAAAAAAA......!

Hey, SOOSE! COOL IT! We can fix it!
HONEST!

I think we're gonna need help. I know! I'll ask my readers! Hey, everybody! You see what Hugo's mother has done to my site? Well, in order for me to correct the "re-decorating" that she did, I'll need YOUR help. Please CLICK HERE to change my site BACK to the way it was. PLEASE?

Hugo, your mother is going to pay for this! UGH!!

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