"Nobody understands me. That's my curse."

"This is really an unforgettable smell. This is the stench of death you're giving off here. And the look says, uh... Crazy Homeless Guy. It's not good."

Angel : "Get away from me"
Whistler : " What are you gonna do, bite me? (gasp and jumps back) Horrors! A vampire!"

"Ah, but you wouldn't bite me on account of your poor, tortured soul. It's so sad, a vampire with a soul. It's so poignant."

"What are you eating? Like, a rat once a month?"

"Hey! Look, you're skin and bones here! Butcher shops are throwing away more blood in a day than you could stand. Good blood. You lived in the world a little bit, you'd know that"

Angel: " You're not a vampire. "

"Not all demons are dedicated to the destruction of all life."

Angel: " I wanna know who you are. "
Whistler : " And I wanna know who you are."
Angel: " You already do ".
Whistler : " Not yet. But I'm looking to find out. 'Cause you could go either way here."

Angel: " What do you mean, I can go either way? "
Whistler : " I mean that you can become an even more useless rodent than you already are, or you can become someone. A person. Someone to be counted."

Angel: " I just wanna be left alone."
Whistler : Well, yeah, you've been left alone for, what, ninety years already. And what a package you are. The Stink Guy!
Angel: " What do you want from me?"
Whistler : " I want you to see something.We'd have to leave now. You see, and then you tell me what you wanna do."

" Dog me. Mustard."

" She's gonna have it tough, that Slayer. She's just a kid. The world's full of big, bad things."

" God, jeez, look at you. She must be prettier than the last Slayer. This isn't gonna be easy. The more you live in this world, the more you see how apart from it you really are. And this is dangerous work. Right now, you couldn't go three rounds with a fruit fly! "

" Again, you're annoying me. You're lucky we need you on our side. "

" Bottom line is, even if you seem 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments."

" No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. "

" So what, are we helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come. You can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are."

" You'll see what I mean."

Buffy: "What are you doing here?"
Whistler : "Waiting for you."
Buffy: "Why?"
Whistler : "'Cause I need a date to the prom."
Buffy: "I've had a really bad day, okay? If you have information worth hearing, then I am grateful for it. If you're gonna crack jokes, then I'm gonna pull out your rib cage and wear it as a hat."
Whistler : "Hello to the imagery! Very nice.It wasn't supposed to go down like this. Nobody saw you coming. I figured this for Angel's big day. But I thought he was here to stop Acathla, not to bring him forth. Then you two made with the smoochies. Now he's a creep again. Now, what are you gonna do? W-what are you prepared to do?"
Buffy : " Whatever I have to"
Whistler : " Maybe I should ask, what are you prepared to give up?"

Buffy: "What are you, just some immortal demon sent down to even the score between good and evil?"
Whistler : "Wow. Good guess."
Buffy: "Then why don't you try getting off your immortal ass and fighting evil once in a while?"

Whistler : " In the end, you're always by yourself. You're all you've got. That's the point. "
Buffy : " Spare me"
Whistler : "The sword isn't enough. You gotta be ready. You gotta know how to use it!"

" You know, raiding an Englishman's fridge is like dating a nun. You're never gonna get the good stuff."

" Angel's the key. His blood will open the door to Hell. Acathla opens his big mouth, creates a vortex. Then only Angel's blood will close it. One blow will send 'em both back to Hell. But I strongly suggest that you get there before that happens, 'cause the faster you kill Angel, the easier it's gonna be on you."

Whistler : " It's all on the line here, kid."
Buffy: I can deal. I got nothing left to lose.
Whistler : "Wrong, kid. You got one more thing."

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Brodie: "Bayliss threw me out. Lewis says I'm wrecking his marriage. Everybody hates me. I'm going to go live in a cardboard box."
Kay : " Just try and get one from a Frigidaire 28ZGE. They're the biggest."

Kay: " You can stay with Munch. You can stay with Lewis. You can stay with Bayliss. You can't stay with me? I don't get it, Brodie."
Brodie: "The other guys you know...they're uh they're uh..."
Kay: " What? "
Brodie: " They're guys, you know."
Kay: " So? "
Brodie: " Well you're a girl. A woman. A woman. A woman with wild red hair. I can't stay with you."
Kay: " What are you afraid of? I'm going to chain you to the bedpost and cover you with butter? "
Brodie : It's because I know you won't"

Tim: "I will never speak to you as long as I live, ever again."
Brodie: Why?
Tim: " I will treat you like Nixon treated Agnew. "

Lewis: " That's your new roomate?"
Brodie: " Yup."
Lewis: " You're kidding me."
Brodie: " Nope. "
Lewis: " She got a sister? "

Pembleton: "Where's your mustache?"
Brodie: "Oh, I'm trying a new look right now."
Pembleton: "Well, stop trying."

"I mean I've got torque. I've got MOUNDS of torque. And I've got some of this too!"

Munch: "How could anybody be too old for '101 Dalmations'? It's universal; it's like Homer: a great journey of the heart disguised as an adventure story."
Brody: "With dogs."

"I don't slur. I mumble."

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" What did you think I was going to do? Bring my rat-face granny with me to hold my hand?"

" You guys must think I'm dumb but I'm not as dumb as you think"

" Why are you crying? You wanted the drugs now you have to pay for them.. bitch"

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" Man, I hate work. Even when somebody else is doing it. "

Brett: " Where would you rather be right now? Here, in tent city or at home playing some rightous air hockey?"
Evan: " Air hockey's definatly got my vote."
Brett: " Exactly, cheesehead, exactly."
Evan: "Cheesehead?"
Brett: " Cheesehead."

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Paul: What kind of future can she have with this guy, he cuts meat!
Tommy: You plow snow.
Kev : Hey, at least meat you can eat.

Paul: See these guys? Pete, Rizzo and Sammy B? They work all day and drink all night for 40 fucking years. Two weeks out of the year, they take a vacation and go to the Cape. What do they do? They drink all day, they drink all night. If we don't step it up, we're gonna wind up just like them.
Kev : Cool.

" The midgets seemed to get a real kick out of her"

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" Here!"

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"Yeah. I'm okay. I mean I'm not a maniac or anything."

" I guess I'm making a perfect ass of myself."

" What would you think if I sorta hung out. You know, like hung out with you. Made myself useful. I could do that."

"So I think it's okay to deliver grociers. You know, I've done a lot of things. I've done a lot worse. I have my whole like ahead of me. My love is cars. I fix vintage cars. I think there's where my future is."

"I'm young, but I know what love is. I miss it. I had a really great lady. She gave up everything for me. She followed me to Chicago. We lived there together two years. Twenty four hours a day. Then one day she said 'that's it. We aren't anymore'. She went back to Minnesota, I never heard from her again."

"I have these goals of getting to know myself better, so I'm not so dependent on love. there's a lot of unkindness in the world."

"I think, you know, you're good for me. I walk into a club and there's is this beautiful girl smiling at me, singing to me, and these shining eyes at me. She makes me real and she gives me reality. I'm in love."

"I don't like to disturb, it's not my nature."

"She's breaking my heart, that's all. She's full of hope, shee's full of hope, you know what she's like. Sometimes it gets to harsh, you know. You know, no offense, you're her sister, you know, when you offer her money, she takes the money, God knows we could use it, but she takes it really not to offend you. I think you don't know that. Maybe you do know that. Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about."

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Wayne: "I'm not getting involved in this."
Raymond: "Remember that guy, Cicel (sp?) in New Mexico..."
Wayne: " Raymond, did you hear what I said? I'm not getting involved in this shit. If anyone say you come in here, my parole is down the toilet."

Raymond: " Hey, Wayne. I need your car."
Wayne: " This is so, this is fucking unbelievible, man. You guys come in here, you fucking take over my house. Raymond? You wanna come with me and fuck my girlfriend, man?" (He tosses the keys to Raymond).
Raymond: "Hey, Wayne. Thanks a lot."

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Teacher: " Well class, any interesting experiments this summer?"
Lester: " Yeah, well, I grew spores and fungi in my parents refridgerator..."

"Hey guys, look at this, Ronald's over in No Man's Land, and he's still alive. What does he think he's doing, Kenneth?"

Albert: " What's a two word phrase for late and inconsiderate?"
Lester: " Oh, oh, oh, I got it. Ronald Miller."

Lester: " Hey look, there's Ronald in his dad's Crystler."
Albert: " I love station wagons. Kenneth: I tell you what, you may like it, but once the cools see that car, they're gonna remember who he is."
Lester: " Yeah!"

Lester: " Yeah, those jocks sure have great taste in cars, huh?"
Kenneth: " Shut up, Lester."

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Brian: " Go for it, Pal"
Yabbo: " I'm on it."

Yabbo: " By the way, Brian, I always forget which one of you guys is adopted."
Brian: " Yeah, that's really funny, Yabbo."

Brian: " I don't know. Do you think I failed Vinh?"
Yabbo: " Failed him? Fail math, not brothers, right?"
Brian: " But you know what I mean. Maybe I am as bad as they say."
Yabbo: " As who says?"
Brian: " Everyone."
Yabbo: " Ah, don't listen to the numbers, the common herd. Shining on. You're different."
Brian: " I'm different? Have you checked yourself out in the mirror this morning?"
Yabbo: " It's an oversimplification. When I say different, I mean different. Brian, you gleam the cube."
Brian: " Huh? "
Yabbo: " You're worse off than I thought. The cube, Brian. It's a place that you skate when you let go. Don't worry, it's an intangible. Nine tenths of the people don't grasp it, so I guess you're safe for now."
Brian: " Maybe I don't want to be different."
Yabbo: " Well, it's not optional."
Brian: " I guess I could always run away, you know."
Yabbo: " Personally, I wouldn't blame you, but you don't want to see your picture on a milk carton, do you? Listen, I'll tell you what. I'll see that they put your picture on a six pack of Bud!"

Yabbo: " Hey, hey, where's your board?"
Brian: I felt like walking today."
Yabbo: " No, no, no. We have to talk about this."

"Brian, everyone know you're blaming yourself for Vinh's... alright, for the way that he died. But I just want you to know that your friends, you know we still think about you."

Brian: " Yabbo, come on, man, wake up. Wake up, alright?Yabbo Wake up. Fix this."
Yabbo: " Brian, it's dead."

Yabbo: " Shit. This thing's less than an hour old, man."
Brian: " You didn't have the trucks tight enough. I could've been killed."
Yabbo: " Sorry. Well, next time, alright?"

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Walker: "You want a wake me up?"
Kristen: "No, I thought you might have something in the other direction."
Walker: "Well, I might."
Kristen: " 'Ludes or valume."
Walker: " Well, I got some Kool-Aid"
Kristen: " Great"

Jim: " You been telling people I'm the heat?"
Walker: " I wouldn't do that, man. I just think you should know, people are concerned."
Jim: " What made you think I was the heat?"
Walker: " I don't know exactly. I guess ain't nobody can do as much dope as you've been buying. And I ain't heard anyone buying from you."

Walker: " I got friends that can be doing forty years, isn't that what Jim said? Forty years for selling someone a dime bag that I asked them to sell. And y'all want me to run off now and hide. No."
Kristen: " You gonna make me arrest you, Walker?"
Walker: "Look it, Kristen. Everything I've done for the past three months been cause I was scared of something else. And now there isn't nothing I'm scared of. Cause it's right here. I'm fucking ashamed. You understand that?"
Kristen: " Yeah. I understand that."
Walker: " Well, you don't got nothing to scare me with anymore."

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"Sorry doc, I'm on the clock."

Eugene: " Why don't you get a couch, doc? I need some advice. You remember I was telling you about that girl I like, right?"
Alex: " Right."
Eugene: " Well, she's got one of these simple things going on now. One day she treats me like I'm Romeo and the next day I come in and she treats me like I'm public enemy number one, doc. I can't figure it out."

Alex: " Well, the female psyche has elluded man since the beginning of time, Eugene."
Eugene: " Nice tone, doc. You feeling a little hostile?"
Alex: "Yes, no. We're not here to talk about me."
Eugene: " Yeah, that's right, doc. It's my dime. So anyway, I'm thinkg about my male pride with this girl, you know? Maybe I gotta dump her. Then I'm thinking, no, maybe I oughta give her another chance. Maybe I gotta pull out all the stops and go for broke, ou know. Maybe even ask her out."
Alex: " So..."
Eugene: " So, what if she doesn't like me? What if she says no?"
Alex: " Eugene, when confronted with a risky proposition..."
Eugene: " Doc, ten words or less, I'm on the clock."
Alex: " Love is the leap that won't be denied."
Eugene: " I was just going to say that. It's good thinking, I'll just get her to dump the butcher."
Alex: "Eugene."
Eugene: " Yeah?"
Alex: "I assume when you say the butcher, you're speaking metaphorically."
Eugene: " No, I'm talking about the old fart I work for."

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