"Never pay much attention to the human who does the most for you." Bitsy
"Never let a screen stand between you and your lizard." Beau
"To err is human, to be purrfect is Persian." Mali
"The mannerly cat gets the tuna fish" Bobby
"Get the @*%# out of my house!" Muffin
"Try to disgust your human with a fresh kill at least once a week." Poppi
"Always know where your human is and hide up in the footstool." Clawhammer
"Human males can be tolerated, but why bother?" Layla
"Me want eat no touch uh go way duh." Callie
"Find a really smart cat and follow it everywhere." Cruiser
(from "Our House" by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young)
Just a tiny ball of silver fluff
I brought to my house one day,
A funny little midget cat
And scrawny as a stray.
I wasn't going to take her,
Cause I knew she was awfully frail,
But my sister said "you'd like her, Kat",
"You should spring her from this jail".
Well, she almost didn't make it,
And I thought I had made a mistake,
But Mali and me fought the good fight.
I stayed up many nights for her sake.
We won our battles and something else
That my words are unable to form;
A bond unlike any I've ever known,
Something fine and sweet and warm.
In our lives we have sorrows and joys,
And some things that are never clear,
But I know my life was made richer
Because my sweet Mali was here.
Kat ^.^
"Don't climp up in the barn loft, 'cause it's too scary to climb back down"Big Boy
"Look pitiful and they'll do anything for you." Scamp
"There's such a thing as too many kissys." Fluffy
"If you put your head under their hands, they're goners." Ringo
"Punish them for leaving you at home by tearing up their underwear." Folly
"Don't worry if you're ugly; just do your best and they won't even notice." Bonnie II
"They say I'm a dog, but they don't know everything." Tasche
"If you could get out there, you could really put a hurtin' on that thunder stuff." Misty
"Be dignified and always watch over them. That's how they'll know you care." Teddy
"What? You mean my best friend is a cat?" Bucky