the disclaimer thingy : it's all made up, kudos to the movie Clue for giving me the idea, and to the concom for putting up with me coming up with this weirdness *G* This is to all of you who have ever asked or wondered just what we talk about ... you will notice I used real names instead of handles ... why? Cause it's total silly fiction ;) but I couldn't resist. It's sort of a sequel to Paranoia, Paranoia, my other twisted fanfic, cause it's from the same sort of weird part of my brain. And again, input to Jessie if ya can.
So, you wonder what goes on in convention committee meetings? Well ...
[lisa] So, are we going to have any rules?
[angie] Rule #1 : No Poofters!
[lisa] Watching Monty Python again?
[jessie] Can we just get started before I time?
[ashley] So what are we doing tonight?
[brooke] Same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world!
[jessie] Or at least the Whoser world.
[angie] They'll never suspect will they?
[lisa] Well, as long as we keep our mouths shut, yes. So how is stage #1
going?
[brooke] All well and good. We're getting plenty of responses to the page.
[lisa] Stage #2?
[angie] About to be sent, updates will be on the way.
[lisa] Stage #3?
[ashley] Sent out. We should have responses soon I hope. The more we get, the more Whosers we'll get too, more to take over.
[lisa] And finally Stage #4?
[jessie] hooked through the equipment. It'll be ready to transmit our subliminal
messages
[ashley] Nothing subliminal about this!
[jessie] *G* As I was trying to say, we'll transmit the messages in the videos,
as well as we've already done on the page and in updates. They'll have no choice
but to listen.
[lisa] Good. The tapes I sent our copying saint have already found their ways
into different households.
[angie] Man, we'll have that commune yet!
[brooke] Can it still be called a commune when we'll be in charge and everyone else will be pandering to us? Willingly? Leaving us in total control?
[angie] Sure!
[ashley] Why not?
[jessie] Hell yes!
[lisa] Well, we seem to have reached a consensus. Any other orders of
business?
OR ... it could happen ... like this ...
[lisa] Everyone here?
[angie] Think so.
[jessie] Yep! Hopefully my computer will behave ...
[brooke] You are just too computer illiterate. Why don't you take lessons?
[jessie] Because I don't like them that's why. I only do this for this reason.
Besides, the timeout excuse works.
[ashley] Enough already!
[lisa] Agreed. Shall we start?
[brooke] Well, the Whoser Population is just excited about the convention. They
think it's the bomb!
[angie] That's good.
[lisa] Agreed. Man, it's nice to be in here. Got to be restrained in the other room.
[jessie] Your own fault. I mean, you could have picked a louder persona.
[lisa] And have everyone catch on?
[ashley] They all quote that stuff anyways. How would they guess the
difference?
[brooke] And while we're talking about personas, whose bright idea was it for us
all to have female handles?
[angie] Hey! I met them all, they're mostly female, it seemed like a good
idea.
[ashley] Okay, okay, guys? Why don't we, since we're in private, go to normal
handles or names and just be ourselves?
[lisa] Great idea. I really hardly think this is necessary.
* ashley is now known as Monkey
* brooke is now known as Amistad
* lisa is now known as Proops
* angie is now known as Colin
[Colin] It's /nick yourname you know
* jessie is now known as RStiles
[RStiles] I know, I know ...
[Amistad] Man, this will rock!
[Colin] Wonder if they'll ever figure it out
[Proops] Not bloody likely!
[RStiles] They know I'm total anti-computer.
[Colin] They just didn't realize how good (or bad) our influence can be.
[Monkey] And with everything we do ... I mean, how many jokes can I participate
in about my own body? Or make myself?
[Colin] I don't know about that, do you have to?
[Amistad] And how many jokes can I make about the same thing? You owe me for
that. So tell me, what's with the monkey thing?
[Proops] Yeah, what the hell is that?
[RStiles] Come on, tell!
BUT ... actually ... this is how it happens ...
[angie] Sorry I'm late guys.
[jessie] Oh, it's alright.
[ashley] we haven't started yet
[brooke] So where do we start?
* jessie has quit IRC
[ashley] And there goes the timeout.
[lisa] Should we wait?
[brooke] She'll be back soon, might as well start
[Angie] Before we do, may I remind you I still need your input on the
updates.
[lisa] On its way Angie
[brooke] Same here
[ashley] Me too ... Jessie's back on.
[angie] good for all.
* jessie has entered the room
[ashley] WB
[brooke] And that's why jessie doesn't bathe ... oops, wb ;)
[jessie] :) Brooke. Did I miss much?
[angie] WB Jess, just asking for info on the updates.
[brooke] Jess, bring more tapes next trip k?
[ashley] which tapes?
[jessie] new eps
[angie] what did you guys think of wednesdays ep btw?
[brooke] thanks tigs
[ashley] that was so funny!
[lisa] agreed, but first, lets get done with business okay? What do we have to
discuss today ...
And then we start working. How boring, hmm? Sorry :)
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