=================================================================== "Top Ten Reasons Why Clopin Absolutely Rules" Written by: Norm Boyer (wsboyers@ix.netcom.com) Copyright: 1996. Originally posted 6/25/96. ------------------------------------------------------------------- TOP TEN REASONS WHY CLOPIN ABSOLUTELY RULES!!!! 10. He has a better goatee than Phoebus. 9. The first hat feather in a Disney Animated feature in 23 years. 8. Has found a more creative outlet for multiple personalities than Quasi. 7. Keeps an emergency pair of scissors around for any possible emergency. 6. Looks really cool with or without a hat. 5. He is the lawyers and judge-all in one! 4. He can make words like scurvy and January rhyme in a split second. 3. He changes clothes faster than Superman. 2. He's better at high kicking than many Rockettes. 1. His uncanny fashion sense. YAY! YAY! The puppet! The puppet says "dang"! Ha Ha! BTW- my inquiry about a Clopin hand puppet still stands- I really, really want one! Post if one is found at either TDS or a theme park or Whatever. The King of the Gypsies
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