Hello everyone who is looking for guidance (Don't come here to learn to spell)
I am all round nice bloke (although some people may disagree) Kerrin.
I have been giving wise words every week (well I try to) since January 15th 1996 until I stopped.
This page is for people that have never seen my page before or missed a week. Both of these people are deprived.
The wisest word is: Get a homepage, you have no excuse not to have one, GeoCities give you space to store one for FREE.
15th - A rolling stone gathers no fans.
24th - If I had a penny for everyone who had E-Mailed me from my home page ... I'd have 4 pence.
I'd just like to say this is not true (anymore)
31st - A bird in the hand is worth .... Nothing!
7th - Don't leave it outside, the ants will get it.
14th - If you can't see it, turn a light on.
I didn't think of a valentine one.
22nd - If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, WHO CARES!!!!
6th - Down't arsek mie ow tu speel.
23rd - Don't surf the WWW, it's too slow. Ah, but hang-on. Then you won't be able to see my GREAT page.
15th - Expect the unexpected. Of course that means expecting everything, including being stolen from a fridge in a toilet by aliens on a day trip from the planet AlphaPintOfBeer.
18th - Don't put weekly updated features on your homepage unless you have lots of ideas and time.
4th - If you have lots of ideas for a feature on your home page, don't forget them. (This is what I've done for my Unknown things feature).
15th has its own page!
6th - Don't walk around naked in your living room, especialy in a shared house. Sorry to disagree with Alassen Morressette. (I like double letters)
14th - Don't play with matches. (I put a bit here to say look on this page. E-mail me for something for free (For one week only, no-one did) )
21st - If it's free, take it.
28th - Just don't.
This will have additional wise words every week or two.
If anyone has any original (or little know if I get desperate) funny wise words, please E-mail them to me. I will give you the credit (Unless you don't want it).
4th - I don't know, I'm not the all knowing. I'm not even very clever!
12 th - Wise! Me? No, you must be thinking of someone else.