•You grab a pair of scissors and start whacking your right hand with it.
•You never use your real name; it's always Mara Jade, Callista, or Gaeriel.
•You groan, "Ben, Ben!" in your sleep.
•You get high-heels just so you'd be head-level with the standup...not that, uh, I have done this before.
•When someone reminds you MH's 45, you shout, "Noo, that's not true!! That's IMPOSSIBLE!!!"
•You call your boyfriend "Wormie", and of course, he thinks you're crazy.
•You wish you were Leia for the begining scenes in Empire more than ANYTHING.
•You've tried to speed up your modem by holding up a shaky hand and using the Force.
•When the Force doesn't work on the modem, you pant, "I can't. It's too slow."
•You race out of caves shouting, "My face is behind the mask! Oh, I'm so confused! What does it all MEAN?!?!?!?"
•You scream uncontrollably at anyone who says "try" or "never".
•You don't speak and take your LS Sound-FX pen everywhere and respond with his four lines, "I can't shake him!", "I am a Jedi", "Sshhhppprrr (lightsaber)", and "Red 5 standing by."
•You have a blaster in your pocket just in case someone calls Luke "fat".
•You have an obsessive disorder to shout, "What's the flashing?" to anything that blinks.
•You spend every minute of your free life just to try and practice saying, "But I was going into Toshi station to pick up some power converters!" right.
•When your grandpa starts babbling about how deer hunting is so wonderful, you growl, "You are gravely mistaken. You will not convert me as you did my father."
•You start talking to your cardboard standup constantly-alone or around people.
•You start carrying around the cardboard standup with you as if it were your boyfriend.
•You give offerings to the Luke action figure(s) every night at 2400 hours.
•You've memorized the URLS for all Luke webpages (like this one...you HAVE memorized the address, haven't you???).
•You start buying the cardboard standup its own ticket at movie theatres, and make sure his seat is always next to yours. (You yell at those who tell you to fold him up because they can't see.)
•You get another room added in your house for the standup.
•You drag one of those 12 inch dolls of Luke around like
he's your boyfriend, by Pen
•You take the 12 inch doll to the prom with you, by Pen.
•You wake yourself up at 8:00 a.m. on a Sunday morning, the last day of
your winter vacation, because Wing Commander Accademy is on, and you
want to hear his voice, sacrificing your LAST day to sleep in!!!
*been there, done that!* (concerning Mark), by
Guinevere the Jedi Knight
•When you go to camp and you have to bring your 12 in figure and your
stand up poster! by Mara
•You kiss your stand-up like he's
>your lover in your room,alone with you, by Christina
•Another sign is if u sleep with your 12" doll! by Whitney
Thanks to everyone who contributed a sign! (I didn't do 'em all!)
