Behind the Bastards

Short Bio of "The Four Bastards"


Lately the Bastards have been getting stopped on the street and asked, "Hey, aren't you a Bastard?  How did you guys get started?"  So to curb the demand of our story we are going to tell it once and for all.  Nate, Jason and Ryan all went to High School together and subsequently were in Drama together (no jokes).  Ryan was good friends with Jason and Nate but Jason and Nate didn't know each other that well.  In fact, in Junior High, Jason was convinced by a fellow classmate that Nate was a mute!  As High School began to wind down the three decided to room together at THE University of Oklahoma.  When move-in day finally happened, in walked the fourth and final ingredient to what would soon become the most powerful force on the internet; Tim Fucking Dakil.
 

With our love of movies, penchant for humor, and the death of Tupac, we decided that The Four Bastards would need to be formed.  The webmaster Nate d-o-double g got everything hooked up and we were off.  After being featured in the L.A. Times, The Oklahoma Daily and interviewed on eyada.com the Bastards began to fizzle.

 

In 2002 the Bastards came back strong with new features like The Pulse, Nate's WTF, Real Life or Full House ( in the works to made into a board game) and the ever popular Tim's Preview Reviews.  2003 marks the actual purchase of FourBastards.com.  It only took 6 years!  Take that you RPG bitches!  With a side project on the way from Nate and Jason on the way (look for BiblicalFigures.com soon), and Ryan kickin' it strong in LA, things are looking bright for the Bastards.  Now if we could only get Tim to see a movie.

-JB


Questions? Comments? An inexplicable urge to email a stranger? Go ahead! Email Nate at bastard@ou.edu and he might get back to you if it's worthwhile or you're a hot girl (also worthwhile).

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