Hot Chick: Jessica Biel

Hot Chick Factor: 8!

Synopsis --  A story about a sexual triangle-- between two guys and a girl and no pizza place! Eeeewwwww.... But Fred Savage is in it. Nice.

Short declaratory phrase in an attempt to get quoted in TV trailer, ad, or cover box --

"Rules of Attraction Rules!  Ahhhhhhhh fiddlesticks..."

Ryan's review:

I have plenty of excuses for not going to see any movies, but none of that will suffice for you.  So bitch all you want, here is a DVD review for a must-rent.  Must-rent if you are a true bastard, that is.  The weak and faint of heart go to Jason's review of Chicago (dude, seriously).

The Rules of Attraction, written and directed by Roger Avery, based of the novel by Bret Easton Ellis.
I totally missed this thing in the theaters, along with most people.  WHY??!!?  This is not fucking Dawson's Creek.  This is not 10 Things I Hate, Can't Hardly Wait, or anything like that.  Avary is Tarantino's writing partner, and you can see why the two put out such great movies like True Romance, Killing Zoe and Pulp.  The sex and violence drama that works so well in those goes into full college mode here.  Nonstop sex, drugs, rock & roll and a sense of reality on our darkest  terms.  I love it.  As fucked up as it is, it is so much closer to college life than most movies can throw a vial of coke at.  Rent it and good luck.  Remember to always pull out early.

Nate's review:

Nate has yet to review this film.

Jason's review:

Jason has yet to review this film.

Tim's review:

Tim has yet to review this film. Whatever!

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