Hot Chick: Kate Beckinsale

Hot Chick Factor: 10

Synopsis -- A guy goes nuts on some monsters.

Short declaratory phrase in an attempt to get quoted in TV trailer, ad, or cover box --

"This movie was so great, if you like terrible movies!"

Jason's review:

Question: Have you ever been watching a movie and were embarrassed for the guys who were in it? Well, that happened to me at Van Helsing. You know, you throw in Dracula, the Wolfman, and Frankenstein, you expect the cheese factor to be on. But this just got out of hand. This movie could have been really cool. It started off pretty good and got worse and worse. Once again Hugh Jackman plays a character that is a good guy but might be evil and has a past that can't be explained. Sounds great Wolverine! Kate Beckinsale is in this also. Yahtzee!!! Nate 10, seriously. This just got more ridiculous as time went on. I really wanted to like it, I just couldn't. This is the first bomb of the summer, count on it.

Rating: It was so bad, Jason didn't give it a rating

Hey, don't forget about Tim's Preview Review of Van Helsing

Nate's review:

Nate has yet to review this film.

Ryan's review:

Ryan has yet to review this film.

Tim's review:

Tim has yet to review this film. Whatever!

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