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**NOTICE**
I Have Gone To LooK For Myself
If I should return Before I get back
Please Keep Me Here !!

NYMPHOMANIAC = A man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.
EASY = A term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man
(oops, am I man bashing here?)

Following are Real Chat excerpts. Where specific permission has not yet been recieved; I've altered the names just enough to remain recogonizable to friends, but not to strangers.
One thing I'm known for is throwing pies in chat rooms, here's what a friend gave me
Chat excerpt(s):

Thanks Alot Troon, LOL

troon	 > pash--you still in the pie business?
WP_Pashion>  lol
troon	 > have something for you if you are
WP_Pashion> only for fun!! hhehe 
WP_Pashion> yes, love to play with the pies
WP_Pashion> <<<--awaits troons reply
troon	  > Troon snaps his fingers
          and off in the distance thunder is heard. 
          All of a sudden Pashion is covered with Ice Cream. 
WP_Pashion> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
bloo> lol troon
troon	  > Then from the heavens a flash of lightening
          is seen and Pash is covered with chocolate syrup
WP_Pashion> lol
bloo> afk
loosey> lol
WP_Pashion> nooooooooooo not chocolate 
troon	  > Then whipping cream falls on pash's head
            from a passing cloud
WP_Pashion> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm this part I like
troon	  > Out of no where a big red cherry falls on Pash's head. 
            - - - -Now pash is ready for some pie!
WP_Pashion> LOL  troon
loosey> good poem troon
WP_Pashion> can I save that and post to the web 
Suzi> looks like i missed something good
Suzi> cute, pash
troon	  >  sure its yours to use
WP_Pashion> lol yippeeeeeeeeeeeee yeeeeeeeeeha

"I became insane over long periods of horrible sanity."
Edgar Allen Poe

Zero's Back: What's the password Passion.
TheeOnly Passion: password?
DJ: lol
Zero's Back: Yeah. I have to check to make sure 
             you're the ONE and ONLY :-)
TheeOnly Passion: (whispers)"pies"
Zero's Back: lol
Zero's Back: Ok you're in
TheeOnly Passion: hehehe
DJ: LOL

"I became insane over long periods of horrible sanity."
Edgar Allen Poe

Slightly ALtered!

JBCK> I have a good won for you.
True story,  Customer calls tech support and says cup holder on computer broke needs new one.
Tech does not understand asks if it came as part of a promotion.
the customer says no that it is part of computer. Tech is really comfused and asks for info.
Customer says it says 4x on it. Tech realizes user using cd tray as cup holder
Bub> It works.
Sco>  sounds like something i would of done a month ago....lol
WyldFire>  djkafglhdjkg;jhnlanfjm   oouch ouch lmao
Bub> (picking up Wyld's "a")

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