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| Beast: I exhaused my supply of hope about two o'clock this morning. All that's left is anger, frustration, and an overwhelming desire to cram 355lbs. of blue fur down Stryfe's throat!!! |
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Uncanny X-men # 322 |
| Rogue: What do you have hank? Beast: Not alot. But if my calculations are correct, this button should---- Rogue sent flying against a wall. *whoulp* Beast:--Make things worse... whoops. Cecilia Reyes: Theoretical Physics and basic anatomy. I'm impressed. Beast: You should see me play pictionary. Cecilia: Sure, maybe after we get it ou--*gasp* You--your an animal...?? Beast: It's not 'animal' miss, it's 'Beast' which happens to know a thing or two about the dynamic application of nano-effusive devices. Animal is a muppet. Cecilia Reyes: I'd like to examine you with it later too.. Beast: Why doctor! How forward of you! Cecilia: Ulp. Examine..it...with you...That's what I said...'it'... Beast: Whatever the lady says. In the name of scientific research, all parts of me are at your beck and call doctor. |
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Uncanny X-men # 322 |
| Something comes crashing into the middle of the city as
Bishop and Beast come out of a movie theatre. Bishop: I take it we’re inveistigating? Beast: Correcto mundo! Excuse us. Pardon Us. Coming through. When they reach the site. Uh oh, somebody’s in trouble! Whoever just came crashing to earth just did it against traffic! When they see who it is. Beast : Well I’ll be a moneky’s uncle. Litteraly. Bishop: Beast what is it? According to the X-men’s files this is Cain Marko professor xavier’s half brother.. and unstopable force of nature called the juggernaught. Beast: Clearly we’ll have to update his computer profile. And omit the word unstoppable. When beast checks Juggie, Juggie wakes up and knocks him for a loop. Beast : Okay so maybe dead is too strong a word Psylocke: Hank are you allright? Beast: Peaches and cream Ms. Braddock. Truth to tell it’s our frenetically fraught friend who’s garnering the bulk of my momentary concern. Never the most elequent of advarsaries he has always been at least able to, at the very least form complete sentences! Juggie: McCoy... Beast!? What’re you doin here? Ya was crazy ta come here! He’ll kill ya... he’ll kill all o’ us!!! Beast: Mr J... dude... you can’t rampage at your leisure. He’ll notwithstanding, you need to calm down!!! Emphasis on down!!! |
| Jean: I must confess, infuriating and arrogant as gambit can be.. those, eyes, that grin, that body.. it takes a girl’s breath away. Cyke: oh really? When the next opportunity presents itself.. remind me to drop a truck on him. Prof: Cyclops Cyke: A big truck. Prof: Cyclops! Cyke: A really big truck Prof: CYCLOPS!! Beast: Not to worry professor. While you were away o’l fearless leader here mastered the art.. of deapan humor. Cyke: Keep calling me that furball and I’ll show you “deadpan”. |
| Beast: Action stations, me hearties!! Time... to quote the
vernacular... to “ROCK -N’- ROLLL!!!” Wolvie: This isn’t the danger room furball. Beast: All the more reason don’t you think... to maintain a humourous perspective? |
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X-men adventures # 8-9 |
| Beast: Perchance there is one way to sunder this spell of sauron. An unanticipated jaunt upon milady’s back--by yours trutly--the bounding, bashful, bronco-busting Beast! Modified hand of peek-a-boo... and a sudden preciptious decent into...” Rogue: Hey ah can’t see...can’t stay up... Get off me yuh monster.!! Beast: the drink... voila!! cough... seems the cold splash has awakened rogue..none the worse for wetness.” Rogue: unn...cough what happened? What am I... huk... doin in the lake?? Beast: 'sigh'... making a spectacle of Xavier’s finest I fear. |
| Wolvie: C’mon, McCoy deliver that psneumatic setative sometime this week! Beast: As another sawbones named McCoy was known to have intoned... “ I am a doctor.. not a miracle worker!!” |
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X-men # 59 |
| Beast: oh my stars and garters! Hercules-- Prince of power and pontification. Can’t say as I’d give a ringing endorsement to your manner of ingress, but as the redoubtable Bishop seems on the mend I forgive... |
| Beast: Down Bishop down... more control... less damage. |
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X-men # 51 |
| Dark beast: The professor’s coordinates led us here? To a commuter train?? Oh the danger. Dare we face the wrath of abbacus... the mutant accountant.?? Dark beast: Well done remy.. now how do we pick the mutant... out of... the... croud... perhaps by throwing a stick.. Dark beast: Fear not milady! The boisterous Beast will wrest you from... Scared woman: Noo... noooo. Don’t touch me!! Dark beast: Why not? Am I that appaling? Is blue not your color? Or.... oh! My apologies.! You overlook my heroic potential, dear girl! Given my physiology, you no doubt have confused me with these marurading mutates!” Dark Beast: (Thinking)... Subue them he says. Right. Dark Beast: That’s is people... take a deep breath and say... gaaaak!! |
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Uncanny X-men # 338 |
| Wolvie: Get the ole man out o’ here beast! We’ll deal with the flame creature. Beast: If anyone needs me, I’ll be... somewhere else |
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Uncanny X-men # 345 |
| Beast: Despite the trauma of our recent trials and tribulations Trish Tilby, I must say...I’ve had a heckuva time kickin it old school with ya babe. Rogue: Geezeo Remy you look terrible! What in the world were ya doin all night! Gambit: Tings chere.. personal tings. Beast: Yes, well, you can tell us all about ‘em on the ride home, cajun... preferably from down wind!! Pe-eeew!!! Beast: Head’s up people!! We got ourselves a spatial anomaly that’d make Captain Picard’s head spin!! Beast: Yer not gonna belive this folks... but not only is that ship moving nearly at the speed of light... it appers it’s using only partial thruster capacity!! Gambit: You gotta be kiddin, bete! That ain’t physically possible. Beast: Oh... like I dont know that!!! |
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Uncanny X-men # 337 |
| Beast after he startles cyclops and cyke hits him with an optic blast: Inconcieveable. For weeks, as my deviant doppelganger delighted in deceiving you---you never laid a hand upon the so called " black beast." Finally I leap, bound and bequeath you with my presence..and this is what I get...Zakt?? Cyclops: Sorry hank you startled me. Beast: Imagine how I felt? I was expecting the more sedate salutation of, " Morning, Dr.McCoy. Aren't you looking particularly blue this day?" ZAKT??! Cyclops: Guess we've all been * urn* on edge this * umph* past week. * urmp* Beast: I blame myself. What with having been replaced by a homicidal maniac and me not telling anyone. Beast: Anyone object to a round of grace?? Bobby: Go ahead hank. Beast: Um.. in words of one syllable: “ Thanks” “ For everything,.” Amen. Gambit: Dat was three syl.. Wolvie: Clam it cajun! Jean..: Gambit don’t you dare throw that pancake!! Cyke: zackt! Got it!! |
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Uncanny X-men # 344 |
| Beast: “That’s just the kind of “ Woe is me” talk that we don’t need here, Mr. Lebeau! Granted, we X-men are better known as a group of mutants dedicated to protecting a world that fears and hates us.. and granted, that world is generally earth.. but hey.. who ever said we werent’ allowed to broader our horizons to encompas “ Overthrowing pan-galactic warlords?” Rogue: “ Beast, whatever you got plannin in that blue-furred brain.. is there any reason we can’t spare Bishop and deathbird? Beast: Oh, sure. Seven against a universe--five against a universe, what possible diffrence can it make? Rogue: Bishop, take deathbird and do what ya’ll can t’save the young’uns... free’um, if it’s possible. We’ll hold them off here as long as we can. Beast: Ummm...I was actually being sarcastic. Mostly. Trish: Not to doubt you, blue--but is this going to work? Beast: Oh ye of little faith. Actually it’s not unlike our own Cerebro--the mutant scanning device we use on earth. The idea is we scan untill we find the right frequency we need to separate the “ techno”--from the “ organic” which the phalanax need in order to maintain their individual remote bodies. Gambit: How much longer MacCoy? Beast: Five minutes.. three with my fingers crossed. Unknown |
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Uncanny X-men # 339 |
| Beast: Eldon, Senator, Professor--grettings. And a hearty 'seig heil!' to you, Mr Creed! Creed: Poke fun if you like, Dr.McCoy--" Beast: --A racist? It would take a more ignorant man than me to argue such a point! Though I confess I didn't recognize you sans your hood and robes. Might I suggest a logo? A burning DNA symbol perhaps? |
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Uncanny X-men # 313 |
| Xavier: Henry--report!! Beast: "Stars and garters" is the only thing that springs to mind, sir Banshee: Saints preserve us Beast: Okay, that, too. |
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