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Grangerizer's Plantation Page

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Nodin' new t'say? Read all dem scribblin's?
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Read on, dig dis:

From, dig dis: Wo'dsmid
To, dig dis: lin'uaphile
Subject, dig dis: A.Wo'd.A.Day--grangerize
Date, dig dis: Wednesday, July 24, 1996 12:49AM

gran. 'S coo', bruh.ger. Ah be baaad...ize \'gra-n-j*-.ri-z\ vt 
    [James Granga' -1776 E biographer; fr. Ah be baaad... his medod 
    uh illustratin' his Biographical Histo'y uh England (1769)] : 
    t'illustrate by insertin' engravin's o' photographs collected 
    fum oda' scribblin's; also : t'mutilate (scribblin's) t'obtain 
    material fo' such illustrashun - gran. 'S coo', bruh.ger. Ah be 
    baaad...iz. Slap mah fro!a' n

1889 N.Y. Tribune 13 Jan. 'S coo', bruh. (Cent.), "De po'traits 
    uh acto's gots'ta be paged separately, wid blank backs, fo' 
    de benefit uh grangerizers."
Subscribe t' A Wo'd A Day. Slap mah fro!

So browse and mutilate wid impunity -- wid 10^50 Plantation Pages out dere, who gots'ta know de difference?

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