Mississippi Moon (contributed by Will Hose)
It's another late night show on the radio
Cruising down the road with the Wolfman
Lightning bugs all around, moonlight shining down
On this sleepy town down in the fatlands
I can still hear momma calling
"John, it's time to come on in."
When the darkness started falling
Everybody gathered 'round the table, Amen
Mississippi moon hanging in the haze
Wish I'd never left you
Been a long time and I've missed your face
Going on back to the Delta
Barbeques, back porch snooze
Guitar blues just about sundown
Mockingbird melodies, watermelon memories
Cruising the streets downtown
Hot summer night down at the levy
She spread the blanket on the ground
There ain't no feeling like the first time
When the innocence is lost and love is found
Mississippi moon hanging in the haze
I can almost reach and touch you
Been too long in that old rat race
Going on back to the Delta
I'm tired of searching for the answers
Always out here on the run
I'm going back to where my heart is
Down highway 61
Mississippi moon hanging in the haze
Wish I'd never left you
It's been a long time and I've missed your face
Going on back to the Delta
Mississippi moon hanging in the haze
Almost reach and touch you
I've been too long in that old rat race
Going on back to the Delta
Somebody Slap Me (contributed by Will Hose)
I've found a girl who's got her own money
She's so good looking that it ain't funny
She's got a Health-and-Beauty school diploma
A runner-up to Miss Oklahoma
She looks uptown, but she ain't really
She's into footbal, she likes my chili
(Chorus)
Y'all
Somebody slap me! Somebody slap me!
Cain't be this happy! Somebody slap me!
I've found a girl who's sweeter than honey
She pets my dog and she likes my buddies
The kind of girl who ain't afraid of nothing
She's independant, she does her own stuff
Her daddy's rich but she don't let it show
She likes to fish, she's got her own boat
(Repeat chorus)
She's got long blonde hair and her eyes are blue
She wants a husband, but not any time soon
Somebody slap me! Somebody slap me!
Cain't be this happy! Somebody slap me!