People say I'm no good
And crazy as a loon
'Cause I get stoned in the mornin,
Get drunk in the afternoon
Kinda like my ole blue tick hound
I like to lay around in the shade
I ain't got no money
But I've damn sure got it made
'Cause

(Chorus)
I ain't askin' nobody for nothing
If I can't get it on my own
If you don't like the way I'm livin'
You just leave this long haired country boy alone

Preacher man talkin' on the TV
Puttin' down the rock and roll
He wants me to send a donation
'Cause he's worried about my soul
He said Jesus walked on the water
And I know that it's true
But sometimes I think that preacher man
Might do a little walkin' too
'Cause

(Repeat chorus)

Poor girl wants to marry
And the rich girl wants to flirt
Rich man goes to college
And the poor man goes to work
Drunkard wants another drink of wine
And the politician wants a vote
I don't want much of nothing at all
But I will take another toke
But

(Repeat chorus)