Mercy sakes, look at her walk
She really makes them blue jeans talk
I can't take my eyes off of her
She's sure put together right
I wish I may, I wish I might
Get her to play in my back yard tonight, yes sir

(Chorus)
If I had a swing like that
Anytime, day or night
You know where I'd be at
Sashaying, swayin' back and forth
Man, I'd never leave that porch
If I had a swing like that

Goodness gracious, land o'goshen
Every move's a major motion
Rolls me over like an ocean wave
Man, there oughta be a law
Beats anything I ever saw
I sure love to watch her walk away

(Repeat chorus twice)

If I had a swing like that