The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia (contributed by Samantha)
He was on his way from Candletop
Been two weeks gone, and thought he'd stop
At Web's and have him a drink `fore he went home to her
Andy Wo-lo said hello
He said `hi, what's a-doing?'
Wo said `sit down, I got some bad news that's gonna hurt.'
Said `I'm your best friend, and you know that's right
But your young bride ain't at home tonight
Since you been gone, she's been seeing that Amos boy Seth.'
He got mad, and he saw red
Andy said `boy, now don't you lose your head
Cause to tell you the truth, I been with her myself.'
(Chorus)
That's the night the lights went out in Georgia
That's the night that they hung an innocent man
Don't trust your soul to no backwoods Southern lawyer
'Cause the judge in this town's got bloodstains on his hands
Andy got scared and left the bar
Walking on home 'cause he didn't live far
He didn't have many friends to speak of and he just lost him one
Brother thought his wife must've left town
So he went on home and finally found
The only thing that Daddy had left him and that was a gun
He set off for Andy's house
Slipping through the backwoods quiet as a mouse
Came across some tracks too small for Andy to make
He looked through the screen on the back porch door
He saw Andy lying on the floor
In a puddle of blood and he started to shake
The Georgia patrol was making the rounds
And he fired a shot just to flag `em down
A big bellied sheriff grabbed his gun and said
`Why'd you do it?"
(Repeat chorus)
Well, they hung my brother before I could say
That the tracks he saw while on his way
To Andy's house and back that night were mine
And his cheating wife had never left town
And that's one body that'll never be found
'Cause, you see, Little Sister don't miss when she aims her gun
(Repeat chorus twice)
Why Haven't I Heard From You
(written by Sandy Knox and T.W. Hale)
Back in 1876 an ol' boy named Bell
Invented a contraption that we know so well
By the 1950's they were in everybody's home
As a crazy little thing they call the telephone
Now there's one on every corner, in the back of every bar
You can get one in your briefcase, on a plane or in your car
(Chorus)
So tell me why, haven't I heard from you
Tell me why, haven't I heard from you
I say now: Darlin', honey, what is your excuse
Why haven't I heard from you
Well there's no problem gettin' to me
Baby you can dial direct
I got call forwarding and call waiting
You can even call collect
The service man he told me that my phone is working fine
And I've come to the conclusion trouble isn't with my line
I'm sure the operator will be glad to put you thru
So dial zero for assistance if this all confuses you
(Repeat chorus)
There better been a flood, a landslide of mud
A fire that burns up the wires
And a thunder so loud with a black funnel cloud
A natural disaster I know nothin' about
(Repeat chorus twice)