Trashy Women (contributed by Will Hose)
I was raised in a sophisticated kind of style
Yeah, my taste in music and women drove my folks half wild
Mom and dad had a plan for me
It was debutantes and a set of needs
But I like my music, oh, I like my women wild
(Chorus)
Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed
Too much lipstick and too much rouge
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused
And I like my women just a little on the trashy side
You should have seen the looks on the faces of my dad and mom
When I showed up at the door with my date for the senior prom
The said, "Well, pardon us, so, she ain't no kid
That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig."
I said, "I know dad, ain't she COOL! That's the kind I dig."
(Repeat chorus)
I like 'em sweet, I like 'em with a heart of gold
I like brassy, I like 'em brazen and bold
They say that opposites attract. Well, I don't agree
I want a woman just as tacky as me
And I like my women just a little on the trashy side
(Repeat chorus)