The Chair(contributed by Will Hose)
Well, excuse me
But I think you've got my chair
No, that one's not taken
I don't mind if you sit there.
I'll be glad to share
Yeah, it's usually packed here on Friday nights
Oh, if you don't mind
Could I talk you out of a light?
Well, I thank you
Could I drink you a buy?
Oh, listen to me
What I mean is, could I buy you a drink?
Anything you please
Well, you're welcome
But I don't think I caught your name
Are you waiting
For someone to meet you here? Well,
That makes two of us
Glad you came
No, I don't know the name of the band
But they're good
Aren't they? Would you like to dance?
Hey, I like this song too, it reminds me of you
Pretty lady, do you think there's a chance
That later on, I could drive you home?
No, I don't mind at all
Oh, I like you too, and to tell you the truth
That wasn't my chair after all
Oh, I like you too, and to tell you the truth
That wasn't my chair after all