GRANDPA GOT RAN OVER, BY HIS JOHNDEER

VISITING OUR HOUSE THANGSGIVIN EVE

NOW YOU MIGHT ALL LAUGH AND CALL US CRAZY

BUT AS FOR THE FAMILY WE BELIEVE

HE WAS DRINKING TOO MUCH WISKEY,

AND MIXING IT WITH BEER

HE WENT OUT TO GET HIS HARNESS

SAID HE HAD TO GO AND WALK HIS JOHN DEER

NOW WE ALL TRIED TO STOP HIM

GOT HIM IN A GAME OF CARDS

BUT HE SNUCK OUT THE BATHROOM WINDOW

AND QUIETLY HE SNUCK OUT TO THE BARN

WE DIDN'T FIND HIM TILL NEXT MORNING,

IN THE FRESH FALLIN SNOW

HAD HIS HAND FROZE TO THE BRIDLE

HOOKING HIS JOHN DEER UP TO GO

NOW THE TURKEYS ON THE TABLE

CAN'T HELP BUT SEE THE MISSING CHAIR

OUT SIDE THE SNOW IS SOFTLY FALLING

REMINDS US OF OLD GRANDPA'S FALLING HAIR

AND WERE NOT SO PROUD OF GRANDMA

SHE'S BEEN DRINKING TOO MUCH BEER

GIVING GRANDPA JOHNSON,PURPLE HOOTERS

AND COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS, FOR NEW YEARS

AND THE FAMILY ALL IS FIGHTNING

THE LAWYER MADE IT VERY CLEAR

NOT ONE OF US GETS ANY MONEY

GRANDPA LEFT IT ALL TO HIS JOHN DEER

SO WE ALL LAUGHED LIKE CRAZY

TIL THE LAWYER READ THE WILL

IT WAS ALL WRITTEN VERY PLAIN AND SIMPLE

THE JOHN DEER WENT TO HIS BEST OLD FRIEND BILL