SO I JUST SAID, HEY

I NEED TO GO TO THE STORE, AND CLEAN THE HOUSE ANYWAY

I NEED TO CLEAN,SEW AND WASH, THIS COULD BE SOME FUN

I'LL FIX A NICE DINNER FOR MY MATE....UMMMMMMM, THAT IS IF I STILL HAVE ONE

EVERYTHING WAS GOING FINE, I HAD LOTS TO DO

AND THEN THE FEELING HIT ME, I WAS MISSING ICQ

MY HEART WAS BEATING FUNNY, AND I WAS DIZZY TOO

WITHDRAWEL, SYMPTOMS, WERE GETTING BAD

I NEEDED MY ICQ

I GOT A FEVER AND THE CHILLS......WHAT A WAY TO GO

I NEEDED TO GET ON LINE, TELL ALL MY FRIENDS HELLO

NOT SPEAKING OF THE MAIL, I COULDN'T LET IT GO

MY FRIENDS WERE NO DOUPT MISSING ME

AS I WAS MISSING THEM

OH WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO,

EVERY FRIEND,I HAVE, IS ALL ON ICQ

THE HECK WITH ALL THE OTHER THINGS, I CALLED THE COMPUTER TECH

I PLEADED,BEGGED, AND CRIED,TILL HE SAID WHAT THE HECK

BRING THE COMPUTER IN, AND TRY TO GET HERE FAST

I LOADED IT UP, IN MY CAR, AND WAS GONE WITHIN A FLASH

I RAN IT IN, CALLED THE TECH, AND BEGGED ON MY KNEES

I WILL BE SO GRATEFUL, FIX IT.....CAN YOU PLEASE!!!!!

I NEED IT IN A HURRY, AS I LOOKED AT THE TIME

IF HE DON'T GET IT FAST, MY FRIENDS WILL BE OFF LINE

HE FINIALLY GOT IT FIXED, I PAID AND,WAS HOME IN NO TIME

I PLUGGED IT IN, TURNED IT ON, HAD TO GET ON LINE

MY HEART WAS BEATING FASTER..... I'VE BIT MY FINGERS BLUE

THEN CAME THE MESSAGE.... THERE IS TROUBLE WITH ICQ

OR YOU HAVE LOST CONNECTION, SO CHECK,.... PHONE,...AND MODEM TOO

SO HERE I SIT, THE HOUSE A MESS, NO DINNER FOR MY MATE

I RANT And RAVE, SCREAM AND CUSS, WHY IS HE SO LATE

I NEED TO VISIT,THE COMPUTER STORE, AND THIS IS NOT FUNNY

I DON'T HAVE HIS CREDIT CARD, AND HE HAS ALL THE MONEY

I HAVE IT ALL WORKED OUT, EVERY DETAIL FINE

I'LL TELL HIM I HAVE A JOB, PAYING GOOD, BUT I HAVE TO BE ON LINE

HE WILL BUY THE COMPUTER, THE MONEY SOUNDS GOOD TOO

THEN I CAN GET BACK ON LINE, AND BE HAPPY, ON ICQ