The purpose of this page is to apease the Net Goddess, who rules over all the happenings on the net. Please leave an offering to the most splendid goddess and link your page here so others can find this page and make offerings also.

Oh most wonderful, splendid, all powerful Net Goddess, please give us thy favor. May you grant us good connections, continuous connections, fast loading pages, fast loading pictures and graphics. And most of all Dear Goddess, please bring all net loves together in real life. Please guard us, Dear Goddess, from illegal operations, no DNS entries, stalled pages, chatroom quakes, viruses, imps and please destroy all those horrible contraptions called java chats. Praise thee most special goddess, praise thee!!!