NOTHING IN THE CATSCAN BOOKS PREPARED ME
FOR THIS!!!
"People who scan their cats' bellies and name
the file 'catscan.jpg' are doomed to do time in
Hell." -- Carol A.
THANKS CAROL FOR THE FUNNY SCAN
Cat Theorem Proof
Theorem: a cat has nine lives.
Proof: No cat has eight lives.
A cat has one life more than no cat.
Therefore, a cat has nine lives.
A lady awoke one morning and discovered
her dog was not moving. She called her vet who asked
her to bring the dog in. After a brief examination,
the vet pronounced the dog dead.
"Are you sure?", the distraught woman asked. "He was
a great family pet. Isn't there anything else you can
do?"
The vet paused for a moment and said, "There is one
more thing we can do." He left the room for a moment
and came back carrying a large cage with a cat in it.
The vet opened the cage door and the cat walked over
to the dog. The cat sniffed the dog from head to toe
and walked back to the cage.
"Well, that confirms it." the vet announced. "Your
dog is dead."
Satisfied that the vet had done everything he
possibly could, the woman sighed, "How much do I owe
you?"
"That will be $330." the vet replied.
"I don't believe it!" screamed the woman. "What did
you do that cost $330?"
"Well", the vet replied, "it's $30 for the office
visit and $300 for the cat scan."
