HTML Conspiracy Theory

The only way to find any meaningful content on this page is to put your mouse pointer where your Title bar is and drag it down to view source option and click.. Well, dragging over this bit helped but it isn't precisely meaningful

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This actually does make this page easier to view.

The real reason I asked it of you was to keep this page interactive. You and I are interacting now. Are you scared yet?

The case Conspiracy

taRgEtInG aUdIeNcEs ThRoUgH cApaTilisAtiOn. THiS IS oNly One Of tHE mAnY cOnSpIraCiEs.
VeRy PoPuLaR wItH peOpLe Trying To KeEp ThEir WeB SiTeS FrOm bEing ExPloReD By TiMid Folk.

SaVes TiMe AnD HasSle EnCrYpTiNg EmAiL FoR YoUtH wItH MoThErs Who MigHt PeEk aT tHe In bOx.

VeRy EfFeCtIvE aT iNsPirINg HeAdAcHes In GeNeRaTiOnS WhO InTeRnAlIsEd A GeNtLeR PrInT MeDium*

It Is FaiRlY EaSy To Do And It Will ScaRe AwaY Old PeOpLe VeRy QuiCKly. If You Don'T tHiNk ThAt EvErYoNe OVeR SiXtEEn Is Old, Or If YoU doNt Want To Scare aWaY tHe SixTeEn PlUs AuDiEnCe Please Do NoT CHaNgE tHe CaSe oF yOur LeTteRS Like This. UnLeSs YoU aRe In an ExEmPt catEGorY.

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sUrFeR oR OtHEr OutDoOr SpOrTs kInD oF PerSoN.
If YoU aRe Into ExtrEme SpoRtS oR SurF sPoRtS YoU
mAy loSe CrEdiBilItY If YoU doN't TyPe Like This.

CoMpUtEr PrOgrAmMers UnDeR ThIrTeen Yrs
***##~~IF you ARE a TRENDY young GEEK you PROBABLY type^^^ LIKE this~~##***

Ernest SuBtiTles To PerSonaL PhoTogRaPhS
sO wE KnoW you ArE fOr Real.

YoU DoN't LiKe The PeoPle Who Will ReAd It
If You DoNt LikE The PeOplE YoU aRe Writing for, And They Have To rEaD it, YOu mighT care To sAY dAng Pompous Fooools AnD JuSt Do It.

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