Life found on Mars

Pictures have been leaked from the Mars observatory, showing that highly evolved life is on Mars. Various governments have covered them up, but inevitably, pictures have been found out. We at the Hamster Times are bringing you these pictures at great risk to ourselves.

[Panoramic view of Mars] Here we see the officially released picture. Note that three rocks, picked out as A, B and C are identical.

The chances that three totally identical rocks just happened to be there are too slim. We feel that the picture has been doctored, using a rock picture from elsewhere in the scene to cover any signs of life.

[Magnification of part D] One of the life forms in the picture was missed by the conspirators. See our magnification of part D. It appears to be a yellow and green life form. At great expense, we enhanced this section of the film. It was the last thing we expected Martian life to be.

[Enchancement of previous picture] Mars is populated with Hamsters.

Did the hamsters come from Earth and colonise Mars? Or did they come from Mars and colonise Earth? Are the hamsters intelligent beings who know rocket science? Or did a small group accidentally walk on board a previous Mars mission?

There is strong evidence to suggest that intelligent Hamsters came from Mars. Hamsters were unknown to humanity until the late 19th century, when a group were discovered in the Syrian desert. Was this a deliberate landing to explore Earth, or an accidental crash landing. We may never know.