The Hamster Times Photo-story;
Neigh-bores

The story so far...

Jim is dead, and is still dead. Bouncer, the dog, is dead and also still dead. Helen, is not dead, but quite old and probably ready to die any minute now. Philip married Julie, who was Jims daughter. Julie, is dead, and still dead. Some thought Philip killed Julie, but it was really just an accident. Philip then spent time moping around and chatting to women who looked like Julie, but weren't dead.

Philip has some children. He had most of these children before meeting Julie. It is assumed that his previous wife gave him these, although in soap opera's you cannot be certain of anything.

In last weeks episode, Philip had just got out of bed with Danni. Danni was not dead, at least not yet, and the daughter of a neigbour. Their secret liason is not quite as secret as they think. This is because Philip shares a house with half the people in the street, but, in particular with his daughter Hannah. Hannah is not dead, but she's had a few close calls. Philip noticed that his arm, which had been sliced off in the Tarantino directed episode had mysteriously grown back.

The kids, for lack of any decent plot, were at the race track. Danni, who was a champion racer, was about to try to get pole position, however she was tired after the night of passion she shared with Philip. Philip, was not dead, but was growing limbs at a phenominal rate...

Well, that's where we leave this weeks photo story. Will Philip's arm ever really grow back ? Will Danni convince Philip to soundproof his bedroom ? Will Hannah ever get some sleep ? All these questions, and more will be answered on the next episode of Neigh-bores.

Remember, any similarity to actual plotlines is totally coincidental and not at all intended. Neighbours is copyright 1997 Grundy productions (I think).

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Copyright © Neil and Bill Productions, 1997.

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