The Coming of Word 6.6.6!

News Flash!

 Word 6.6.6 Coming Soon! If you're unhappy with Word 6, be patient! A new
version of Word 6 is in the works which should take the world by storm.
New programmers have been hired - including the creative programmers of  
SATAN™   security software - to bring you Word 6.6.6, which you will like
and love, even worship - or else. Packed with so many powerful new
features and tools that it can boast of "power beyond anything in this
world," the new program is expected to require 666 Mb of disk space and
at least 666 Mb of RAM for optimum performance.

Though the software, currently code-named "The Beast," won't be available
until just before the year 2000, Microsoft is already planning a unique
customer service strategy. Registered users will receive a lifetime
serial number for technical support and access to the Microsoft Global
Network. This serial number will be microetched with painless laser
surgery onto each user's forehead, barely visible to the human eye but
easily scanned by computer. "Who could ever have predicted such a thing?"
beamed the team manager in a recent interview. "A new computer world
order will be upon us. We can hardly wait."

Highly placed sources in Microsoft say that the computer community should
begin preparing now to ensure that their computers are optimized ahead of
time. "Make the sacrifice now to be ready for the Beast, or you'll be
left behind. The last thing we want is to have future customers feel that
they've been burned."

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