by Sandy Lindsey
1. You call the computer helpline on February 17th and they tell you that you've exceed your call
allowance for the entire year.
2. Upon learning that you can no longer call the computer helpline, your computer has filed a formal request to be transferred to another department.
3. You call your voice mail only to receive a message stating that "Your mailbox has been automatically closed due what is viewed as your constant unpopularity."
4. Just when you begin to feel that no one pays any attention to you, you learn that the computer network manager came across the personal and intimate journal you stored on your hard drive and has made copies and distributed them throughout the office.
5. The network manager thought your journal was so amusing that he has also sent out copies to his friends over the internet.
6. Your boss wants to know where the report that you thought wasn't due until the end of the week is.
7. Your boss wants to know if you're "really happy here."
c 1997 S. Lindsey
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