2. "I'm afraid this type of repair isn't covered under the warranty."

3. "Do you smell something burning?"

4. "This job is going to take a bit more work than we thought when we quoted our estimate."

5. "I think I found the problem. It appears that the boat's last owner tried to use telephone wiring instead of standard electrical wiring."

6. "Do you have good insurance?"

7. "It's nothing to worry about. You just blew a fuse. That'll be $50."

8. "Next time one of your electronics acts up, just give it a good smack on the side like this. That'll be $50."

9. Immediately upon stepping on board, "That'll be $50."

10. "There's nothing wrong with your boat's electrical system. As far as the mysteriously flickering lights go, I'd call the producers of Sightings if I was you."

c 1997 Sandy Lindsey

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