Why An Inflatable Boat is Better than a Date
by Sandy Lindsey
1. An inflatable comes with a warranty.
2. The only "commitment" an inflatable requires is that you hose it down with fresh water after each use.
3. You can deflate an inflatable, roll it up and put it in the closet any time you like.
4. An inflatable doesn't complain if you want to go fishing every weekend.
5. An inflatable have a healthy resale value.
6. An inflatable is quite happy to ride in the back of your pick-up or the trunk of your car when you want the seats for your friends.
7. An inflatable never questions who is the Captain.
c 1997 S. Lindsey
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