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SCREEN SAVER
A clever excuse to have animated comics flashing across your screen all day long at the office.
SPREADSHEET
Making one's data bed.
STANDARD COMPUTER LANGUAGE
Obscenity.
STEVE JOBS
Inventor of the Apple; kicked out of Eden by IBM.
SUBROUTINE
The act put on by the temp they hired to replace you during your vacation, while saving all the actual work for your return.
SWAP FILE
A procedure you discovered in college when the invention of the computer disk made it incredibly easy to reuse your older brothers term papers with just slight modifications.
c 1997 Sandy Lindsey
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